Everyone just had to choose this particular hour, this minute, this moment in time to piss me off all at once.


Glad to know my parents would rather not hear from me at all than at two in the morning


nippled:

*trips and falls to the ground* parkour

(via bearsharkvevo)



alvxandra:

is it bad that i’d rather have a strong wifi connection than a strong human connection

(via kissesfromablackrainbow)


cantgeddynuffofdatass:


This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

contractings:

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

(Source: baracknobama, via internetkilledmylife)


danceswithwind:

meladoodle:

1/7th of my life has been a wednesday

I had to go sit down

(via polarisunique)


huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

(via sometimes-i-just-panda)


I’m blinking 😭 but meeting @timdelaghetto made my weekend
yungkawaiinigga:

put this on my gravestone

bootipop:

I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago

(via caitanalin)


covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via meerkatotaku)


uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years





England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.